So this blog will stay up, but not be updated. My private blog will continue to be updated and then another, not-yet-made blog will become my main.
Also, I’ve recently decided it would be cool if other people wrote on my private blog. I can’t say there is much of an overarching theme. Maybe ‘I’m a terrible person.’ But it’s almost entirely text posts and a confessional style that you’d probably feel obnoxious posting on your main blog.
So if you’ve got an interesting inner monologue going on and can be really candid, shoot me a message here with your email address. I’ll probably read some of your text posts to see what’s what.
In the end I think I’d like no more than 7 or so people contributing. I’m also thinking that the people who would be the best fit for this are the ones least likely to offer. So if you’re like ‘yeah, but no’ send me a message anyway.
Gold Lion’s gonna tell me where the light is
Anyone who has followed me through my iterations knows my blog self-destructs after I reach a certain amount of followers. Don’t worry, we’ll find each other again xx
Why can’t they take my baby-making ingredients and mix it with Mr’s baby-making ingredients and grow the thing in a Matrix-style fetus pod?
Was reading more about laughter. Apparently there’s this theory that it developed as a way to signal to other humans that some type of danger had passed. It’s relief, but also a cue. That’s why laughing is contagious, because we traveled in these huge packs and you want everyone nearby to know THE COAST IS CLEAR.
And this would be, in theory, before you’d developed any language. So: you and your Flinstone friends are hanging out in the cave and some, like, prehistoric yeti is after you. You guys manage to get away and when he’s far off enough, you turn back to your dirty caveman crony and just, like, MANIACALLY CACKLE and then the others start doing it too. And there’s just this cave full of laughing dirty monkey men and women.
Anonymous asked: I know it probably gets really annoying answering everyone's advice and I'm sorry I'm asking you but I don't really know what to do. I'm sorry. I just recently broke up with someone I've been with for two years. I was his first girlfriend. He's taking it really badly and I honestly think he might kill himself. There's someone else who I want to be with, someone I think would be healthier to be with buy idk. Should I go back to my ex to help him? I don't know what do do. I'm sorry.
Stop apologizing. And no, you shouldn’t. There is no such thing as a healthy relationship with someone who would kill themselves if you left them. I mean how would that work, you’d just spend the rest of your life with him? Or date him until he’s happy again, and then leave him? Prompting another cycle of The Crazy?
No, no, that’s cruel. The desire to be in relationships with people who do not want to be in a relationship with us is totally irrational and self-defeating. Don’t indulge him. Just make sure he has a support system (that doesn’t involve you) and then be merciful and cut yourself out of his life. He’ll be all right.